"There are DMs who are like, ‘F**k it, this is imagination-land; I will wing all of this.’ But I am not one of those people."

"We did not go into this fight with the right strategy at all. We were all about defeating our enemies in the usual way, by killing them."

"My character learned that his entire religion was a Ponzi scheme by extra-planar tentacle-monsters, so it was a stressful session for him."

"In D&D, it’s not a kill-your-darlings type situation, because they’re someone else’s darlings."

"Here is the recap I wrote for the very first session I ever DM'd. Looking back at it, the plot was definitely...not the strongest."

"The moment where the song started playing and you all went from, ‘Everything’s cool; we got this,’ to ‘What!? We're about to be murdered!"

"None of you listened to my sage advice about party wear so everyone can see you all the time."

"It’s an intervention. It’s with the best intentions."

"Listen, me and my AC of 10 and my bear furs and owl mask will do a-okay."