"He did have a very good BAB. If only he hadn’t spent most of that fight blind and not hitting anyone."

"Freud would absolutely adore hanging out with you."

"I’ll let you put whatever you want in the sea. The sea’s weird."

"It’s fine. I mean, morally it’s dubious but in-game it’s fine."

"When you were first trying to teach Pathfinder to the rest of us, we didn’t understand the rules at all."

"Look, I just have a soft spot for Calistria. She is the kind of Chaotic, morally indifferent god I can get behind."